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Will You Be There? Jumping on the meme bandwagon

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Feb. 19th, 2009 | 04:52 pm

 

And I didn't even cycle through until I found a funny one.

RULES:

  1. Put your iTunes / media player on shuffle.
  2. With each given question, press next and that is your answer.
  3. Write down the song name no matter HOW silly it sounds.
  4. If you have any comments, write them in brackets below your answer.
  5. At the end, tag the people who YOU think should do this. Screw the RULES!
a) If someone asks you out, you say:
Date – Elmer Bernstein
(Appropriate, if obvious)

b) You see your crush. You think:
Escape from Klown Ship – John Massari
(I have a thing for escaped clowns, see).
c) You stub your foot and yell:
You'll Never Know - 1927
(How painful it is?)

d) Your pants are full of:
Old Master Painter/You Are My Sunshine – Brian Wilson
(I guess the sun does actually shine there)

e) Your favorite video game is:
Gracie's Recapture – Peter Gabriel
(You win the game by capturing half-caste children on the lam.)

f) Your t-shirt says:
Take a Chance on Me - ABBA
(Please?)

g) Your favorite video consists of:
Lullaby – Various Artists (Rosemary's Baby)

h) This is what's crawling up your pant leg:
Love Don't Cost a Thing – Jennifer Lopez
(I would think my love would be on its way down.)
 
i) You like him / her because of:
Jam – Michael Jackson
(Sweet, sweet double entendre).

j) Your friend has:
100 Rifles – Jerry Goldsmith
(Bloody rightwing nutjob)
 
k) What you'll be when you grow up:
Never Forget You – Mariah Carey
 
l) The song that'll be played at your child's birth:
Christmas Time's A-Comin' – Dolly Parton
(I knew I would be involved with the second coming.)
 
m) Your "summer song":
If I Were You – kd lang
 
n) Your friends' pants are full of:
I Almost Forgot – Mathew Sweet
(Can't have been that great, then.)
 
o) You like to:
Good Mother – Jann Arden
(Yes, your mother WAS good.)
 
p) Your mom changed her name to:
Grace – Bobby McFerrin/Yo Yo Ma
(Appropriate, but boring)
 
q) You changed your name to:
Travelin' Thru – Dolly Parton
(Thru what?)
 
r) Your battle cry:
She's Out of my Life – 98 Degrees
(And I feel liberated!)
 
s) Your porn movie will be titled:
Alice – Tom Waits
(Short for “Alice in Anal Wonderland”)
 
t) Your wedding song:
The Austrian Way – John Williams
 
u) Your new last name is:
Rose's Descent into the Cellar – Keith Emerson
 
v) Your genitals are called:
Hush-a-Bye Hard Times – Dolly Parton
(Ultra hard times)
 
w) Your pet cat is named:
Concerto no. 1 in E – Itzhak Perlman
(My cat is pretty stuck up.)
 
x) Your pet dog is named:
When You Tell me that You Love Me – Julio Iglesias and Dolly Parton
 
y) Your new nickname will be:
Silens Nox – Mychael Danna
('Silent' is not usually an adjective ascribed to me.)
 
z) When posted, you will title this:
Will You Be There – Michael Jackson

 


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changlinn

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from: changlinn
date: Feb. 20th, 2009 05:34 am (UTC)
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I did this too for Shits and Giggles see here: http://changlinn.livejournal.com/1458.html

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