This time, I did not call their bluff
Dec. 16th, 2009 | 07:12 pm


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The good cutlery.
Dec. 14th, 2009 | 09:43 pm
At some indeterminate amount of time in the future, I intend to be a fabulous host. Whilst I have set aside the question of the good plates, I have placed a number of flatware sets on the shortlist. The prices range from moderately expensive to obscenely expensive.
Modern, as opposed to traditional, flatware appeals to me greatly.






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When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes.
Dec. 14th, 2009 | 12:42 am
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The case against Disney.
Dec. 7th, 2009 | 04:11 pm
Now if, on the other hand, Cinderella had not relied on a Prince to bail her out but had started a small business that drove her stepmother's farm to financial ruin - that would have been satisfying.
Reality check, Disney: 'Princess' is not a career option. And there's no joy in the Pixar collaborations, either. Nearly every single memorable character/hero in Pixar films is male. Even when it doesn't make a lick of sense, like in Cars.
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'tis the Season
Dec. 5th, 2009 | 01:13 pm
5. We Three Kings
It's only a shame the verses are better than the refrain.
4. Do You Hear What I Hear?
Strangely, I only started liking this song after I heard it in Gremlins.
Equal 2. Carol of the Bells
I did not hear this for the first time until I was well into my 20s. I can't believe I was so deprived.
Equal 2. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Love it, love it, love it.
1. 12 Days of Christmas (Straight No Chaser's comedy arrangement).
About halfway through this song, a soloist begins singing a dreidel song. It is only one perfect moment in a song full of perfect moments. Nothing beats, though, the segue to a Christmasized verse and chorus of Toto's Africa at the finale.
The Bottom 3
Away in a Manger.
Every time I hear this song in my head, it's always in the voice of an untalented infant girl, probably dressed as an angel (as if any of the angels in Christian mythology are supposed to be girls). The melody is as approximately as repetitive and annoying as multiple knife stabs to the face.
Jingle Bells.
Overexposed northern-hemisphere chauvinist dreck.
Silent Night.
Ruined not so much for its intrinsic qualities, but every time this is on 'Carols by Candlelight' or 'Carols in the Domain' or insert show here, the two-bit director always cuts to a mother with baby in the audience precisely at Round yon virgin, mother and child. I'm already on the road to type II diabetes, thanks, I don't need to accelerate the process.
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Dec. 3rd, 2009 | 06:32 pm
Who's been playing with the Queen's slipper?
There is rumour in King Arthur's court
That Guinevere had a consort
She would often leave Lancelot's abode
In a rush, in a panic, to and fro
She left an incriminating slipper
He'd loved shoes since he was a nipper
The evidence was there
He'd have been caught in the snare
Had he not left straight
after penetration
Through an act of
quick defenestration
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Gemany
Why do birds suddenly appear?
The birds took much longer
for their journey,
Because they went to Gemany
instead of Germany
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(no subject)
Dec. 2nd, 2009 | 10:01 pm
Degree : MPsychol(Org)
Completion Date: 2009-12-02
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The Wizard of Oz/Return to Oz
Nov. 23rd, 2009 | 11:40 pm
5 Stars
To say this movie is beloved would be a ludicrous understatement, even though in 1939 critics did not much care for it. My nieces are at the age that they can feel the thrill of Dorothy opening her drab gray Kansas door on a Technicolor Oz for the first time. It would be pointless to enumerate the film's strong points - everything is pitch perfect.
Return to Oz
5 Stars
If Disney had tried, it could scarcely have delivered a film in 1985 more different in tone than the 1939 MGM Musical, but in many ways the semi-sequel does some things better than the original. For one thing, Dorothy actually looks like a 10 year old. But although there are no immortal lines to be had (We're not in Kansas anymore), the film has its own unforgettable moments - a ruined yellow brick road, a fossilized Emerald City, decapitated heads, deadly deserts, and the Wheelers, surely creatures that would frighten the bejesus out of the under-10 set. The score by David Shire is wonderful, the character design is beautiful, the villains are frightening.
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Nov. 19th, 2009 | 08:32 pm
"That road name: do you think it's pronounced mam-ray or more like mammary?"
"I don't know but if I find out I'll keep you abreast of the situation."
But we all know frogs go la-di-da-di-da.
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High-tech.
Nov. 17th, 2009 | 04:59 pm
i) obesity
ii) tallness
iii) using taps and cupboards and cars made for people 30cm shorter than me.
My internet went out after the storm yesterday. It is still out. I came to the University in desperation.
I bought a heat pack for my back. I marvel at the simplest technology. It boggles my mind that you can crack a disc and a liquid turns into a mooshy hot goo. And not only that, you can boil it and get it to reverse the chemical reaction for more instant mooshy hot goo action. The instant cold packs also amaze me. I bought the hot pack for $2.50. Half the people that ever lived are alive right now. Life must have sucked hard for the other half, with the disease and the barbarism and the pain and the general crapness.
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Public promises
Nov. 8th, 2009 | 08:12 pm
I want to go to the gym again, with the dual goals of losing weight and getting into some kind of shape (yes, round is a shape but it's more appropriate for oranges). And I've been thinking about rowing. Why rowing? Well, in case people haven't noticed, I'm tall. Really, really tall. And there is actually another sport that suits tall people well, and it's rowing. It's preferable to basketball for a number of reasons, the most compelling of which are:
i) I don't think I hate it
ii) potential for massive knee/ankle trauma is minimal, unlike basketball where the possibility is near certain
iii) rowers are generally hawt
iv) it involves the word cox
v) it requires co-ordination, but not the moving/throwing/aiming co-ordination that basketball and all other ball sports require
vi) rowers are generally hawt
My sister said that my eldest niece now stands shoulder height to her mother, and my niece is four and a half. But as a good friend advised me after I expressed concern about the social discrimination tall girls face: 'there are worse things than being tall, like being fat and ugly'. And they're not fat or ugly. They're perfectly adorable.
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Job huntin'.
Nov. 6th, 2009 | 10:51 pm
Now that I'm officially unemployed and not just another uni student, obviously I've been looking for work. A psyc assessment firm recently advertised a temp position involving admin and light assessment work for a suitable psyc student/graduate. Since I'm suitable for nothing in particular, this job was as good as any, and I need a filler between now and Canberra.
My résumé was sufficiently plumped with exaggerated work history to get me past the screening to some online testing - a verbal reasoning test and an Excel test. I found the verbal test unusually difficult. With the Excel test, I didn't know what the hell I was doing so I just looked through the menus until I found a word that matched what the instruction asked for.
Anyway, I had an interview today. It seemed to go okay. I was given my results and was sufficiently chuffed. I performed at the 100%ile (!) for graduates on the verbal test and the 95%ile on the Excel test (though I don't know the comparison group for the latter).
I'm supposed to find out by Wednesday of next week. Here's hoping.
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All Souls Day
Nov. 2nd, 2009 | 03:15 pm
My dad had another heart attack on Thursday but he didn't tell anyone. On Friday he went to see his GP and he went to hospital in an ambulance. My sister and I went down as soon as we found out on Friday. He was not in good condition. He was hooked up to a drip, a pulse monitor and a blood pressure monitor and had an oxygen mask.
At 1.30am Saturday, Hallowe'en, the phone rang. It was the hospital. A hospital does not call you at 1.30 in the morning to say 'everything is fine.' Dad's blood pressure was through the roof and he had fluid on his lungs. We trundled back to the coronary care unit. I was terrified. We waited while we watched his blood pressure, mercifully, drop. We left early in the morning.
On Sunday, the new addition to my brother's family, Anie Maree (yes, the spelling is what they chose) was christened. My dad was not able to make it obviously, but after the christening and reception, we took her to the hospital so my dad could hold her. Here she is.
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Oct. 29th, 2009 | 03:08 pm


I win. I always win. Is there no-one on this planet to even challenge me?!
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Orphan
Oct. 27th, 2009 | 09:40 pm

4 Stars.
Evil children plots are a dime a dozen. Orphan is a psychological thriller that unearths some fresh thrills. Esther is an orphan adopted by a wealthy couple with two children but who have lost a third. Esther seems like a home-run child; the kind of trophy you parade in front of the other parents with mere mortal children. She is well-mannered, articulate, psychologically insightful, quick-witted, bright, and most of all, has an enviable aesthetic and extraordinary artistic and musical talent.
I'm not giving anything away to say that slowly, step by step, things go to Hell. Esther charms the family, except for her step-brother. But 'accidents' happen, Esther's adoptive mother starts poking around for answers to Esther's past. The film has problems - a seemingly endless number of tracking shots meant to imply the presence of someone, mirrors opened and closed with the expectation of a jump-scare, scare music cued and signalling false scare after false scare.
But it's also tantalising. Why does Esther wear that ribbon around her neck? Why is she so precocious? What is the meaning to the Bible she carries around? The answers to all of these questions are bolted home in an exquisite twist that was both fair and a complete shock. This would be 4.5 stars were it not for the ham-fisted directing choices.
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The long road.
Oct. 26th, 2009 | 02:10 pm
I got my first rejection email at 8.37am this morning. That's efficiency!
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Oct. 24th, 2009 | 10:42 am
I dreamt that David Bowie was on Sale of the Century, and he couldn't answer a question about Labyrinth whilst one of his fellow contestants did. The audience laughed as he got up and pretended he was so ashamed and angry at himself that he was going to storm off set.
Bowie could be forgiven for not knowing the answer though, as in the dream, I didn't know the answer until the other contestant answered correctly, and then I remembered.
Specifically, the question was 'how are Sarah's thoughts conveyed to the audience in her final confrontation with Jareth'? I didn't know the answer. And then the contestant said 'they are newspaper headlines shown on screen', and I remembered that he was right. In the scene where Sarah is falling through space, there are newspapers floating around her where the headlines are her thoughts at that point in time. I remember thinking 'how could I forget this image from the film'?
Of course, that doesn't happen in the real Labyrinth but now I think I should do a fan cut and CG them in there.
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Microsoft to Australia: Fuck you
Oct. 23rd, 2009 | 10:58 am
Australian customers will have to stump up almost double the US price for some versions of Microsoft's new Windows 7 operating system that arrived in Australian stores yesterday.
The company cited taxes, freight costs and currency fluctuations as key reasons that the retail price for full and upgrade versions of its software were substantially higher than in the US.
The most basic version of the software will cost $199 to upgrade here compared with $US119 ($129) in the US, but, at the top end of the range, Australian customers must pay $429 to upgrade to the Ultimate version, almost double the $US219.99 ($238) price tag.
"Retailers operate with much tighter margins in the US than Australia. That is a fact. Taxes in this market are very different to Australia. That is a fact. We are a large country and we need to freight products from overseas and that is a fact. These things do affect pricing in this market," McLean said.
This is nearly the exact same set of excuses Apple gave for gouging Australians. And this is my response:
Ah, the good old holy trinity of excuses for Australians being gouged - 'taxes', freight costs, and 'currency fluctuations'.
It beggars belief software companies think they are fooling anybody. The Australian GST would add, at most, 10% to the cost of a product. Freight cost is a laughable excuse, unless we are to believe the discs are manufactured in the US and cost hundreds of dollars each to ship to Australia.
Both freight costs and currency fluctuations are complete hogwash, otherwise Microsoft would not go to extraordinary lengths to prevent paid-for downloads by Australians from the US, in US dollars. Even if Windows 7 were shipped from Amazon at the standard DVD parcel rate - something in the order of $10 - this would not explain hundreds of dollars difference.
I wonder how it is these spokespeople sleep at night? Then I realise they sleep on a pile of money, exsanguinated from Australians.
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Eighty nine pages.
Oct. 22nd, 2009 | 04:47 pm
That's what it's come to. Seven years of on-again, off-again, part-time and time-off delays and avoidance. The thesis does not conform to anthing like what it's supposed to. It's about 23k words when the max was supposed to be 10k. I already left out half of the analyses I intended from the first study. Some of the sentences might not make sense and I'm certain the reference list is incomplete.
I'm not going to get first class honours. My WAM is enough (84.5 which they, I assume, will round up to 85) but the thesis isn't polished enough for an HD. I'll deal with it.
I've still got things to do - some marking for my tutorial groups and a final placement report for my practicum requirements. But the albatross is off my neck.
